CO-215.

The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.

CO-214.

When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

CO-213.

He said: "I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.

CO-212.

I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

CO-211.

A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.