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| J-355. |
Air Hostess: Kya
lenge?
Ismail Bhai: Chicken tikka, boti kabab, biriyani, fish fry,
kheer, ice cream and pan.
Sir aap plane mein aye hai aap k abba k reception me nahi.. |
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| J-354. |
A student was
sleeping in class.
His head was going down and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks "What is this?".
Student: "GRAVITATIONAL FORCE"! |
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| J-353. |
Teacher: Yeh kis
ka sign hai? "@@@@@@"
Student: Meri mummy ke.
Teacher aisa kaisa naam hai?
Student : Jalebi |
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| J-352. |
Judge - Kya proof
hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man - Sir, main apni wife ko lene sasural jaa raha tha...
u know..
Judge was convinced... |
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| J-351. |
In an African
Safari, a LION suddenly bounced on Banta’s wife.
Wife - Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta - Yes yes wait… I’m changing d battery of my camera.. |
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