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J-395. |
1 kanjus ki shadi
me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha
Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai, Biryani milegi
kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai". |
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J-394. |
Shaadi Wale Din
Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam kyun Hoti Hai?
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai Ki..
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai, Nange Paao Bhag Jao!!!.. |
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J-393. |
Patni (gusse mein):
Tum Sab Mard Ek Jaise Hote Ho..
Excellent Counter Question:
Pati: "Tum Sab Mard" Se Kya Matlab, Tum Kitno Ko
Janthi Ho??
Zabardast Reply:
Patni: Yaad Nhi..! |
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J-392. |
Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine
Baad Admi Ka Haalath Aise Hota Hai Jaise Usko
"LIQUID OXYGEN" Mein Dubaya Gaya Ho..
LIQUID Saas Nahi Lene Degi Aur OXYGEN Marne Nahi Dega!;) |
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J-391. |
Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
Shopkeeper: CASIO.....???
Girl: Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :P |
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