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| QT-250. |
Women now have
choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. |
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| QT-249. |
If you never want
to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you.
I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. |
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| QT-248. |
Put your hand
on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity. |
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| QT-247. |
The brain is a
wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. |
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| QT-246. |
The trouble with
being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. |
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