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| SB-145. |
Santa joined new
job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa:
Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. |
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| SB-144. |
Santa! Your daughter
has died! Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. At 50th
floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor:
I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa. |
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| SB-143. |
Banta calls Air
India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you."
says the Banta and hangs up! |
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| SB-142. |
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... |
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| SB-141. |
Banta's wish: when
I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his
sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was
driving.. |
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