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| C-230. |
In our racist,
sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing
each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that
the starving and other people in the world can die! |
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| C-229. |
So when I was 13,
I basically left home and never returned and lived at home
again. I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks
in the summer only. |
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| C-228. |
I don't want to
see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for
guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas.
What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? |
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| C-227. |
We were like a
traveling jukebox, and then we added cheerleaders to the jukebox
and it started to look like an overly decorated Christmas
tree. |
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| C-226. |
If you want me
to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning,
you better see if you can locate that check. |
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