CO-45.

Women
Women
Women
if u praise them, they think u r lying.
if u don't, u r gud 4 nothing.
if they talk, theywant u to listen.
if u listen, they want u to talk.
if u kiss them, u r not a gentleman, if u dont u r not a man.
if u agree to all their likes, u r a 'joru ka gulam'.
if u dont, u r not understanding.
Women
Wwomen
Women
so hard to live with them,
even harder to live without...

CO-44.

Send dis to all ur freinds and see wid what nos.. they rate u...
01 = I like u
02 = I love u
03 = U're funny
04 = U're cool
05 = I don't really care for ur personality
06 = U're good looking

CO-43.

Do not look at physical appearances,
they can be deceiving.
Do not look at riches,
For they are only temporary.

CO-42.

If u r 2 b paid $1000
for each kind act u’v ever done,
and 2 collect $500
for each unkind act of yours,
would u b rich or poor?

CO-41.

Near 1s r not dear,
Dear 1s r not near.
It is easy 2 remember near 1s,
But very difficult 2 forget the dear 1s...