EX-195.

'Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near...
"Let's get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!"

EX-194.

Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the lord I won't go nutty,
for if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do don't pitty me at all,
just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my professer I did my best,
now I lay me down to rest,
and pray ill pass tomorrow's test.
But if I die before I wake,
that's one less test ill have to TAKE!

EX-193.

Math tutor : $40 a week
Photocopy of the final : $25
Not having to study the day before your final : Priceless

EX-192.

Latin is a language, as dead as it can be
First it killed the romans, now it's killing me.

EX-191.

I hate having finals. I have to learn everything that I was supposed to be learning all semester … in one week what's with that???