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Hey Krishna tu
is kalyug me aake to dikha … Tune 18 saal ki umar me
mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha. Tune
pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell
utha k to dikha. Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree
pehnai, Bipasa ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha. Tune gokul
k 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, mere college ki ek ladki pata
k to dikha. Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dikha. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Susmita D. |
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| HF-49. |
John: Hey bhagwan
mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya
pareshan karti hai. Bhagwan : Agar tu itna pareshan hai to
(your name) kitna pareshan hoga. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Ashim S. |
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| HF-48. |
Wife : If I die
what will u do? Husband : Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife : Will
u marry again after I die? Husband : Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta
hai! |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Anirban B. |
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| HF-47. |
Ek murgi aur uske
teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, "Aakhir
hum paanchon ne road cross karliya".
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Tamalika N. |
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| HF-46. |
Mere jaise ladke
ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana
banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan
ek dusre se mil na paaye. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Sanchari G. |
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