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IN-200. |
U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT
ChaLtay phir Tay CaRtoOn haIn aAp
Many Many Happy Resturns of the day 2 U |
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IN-199. |
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
Kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
Raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
Kabhi khud bhi sms kya kero.... |
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IN-198. |
I"d love to ask
how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high. |
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IN-197. |
Calling you an idiot
would be an insult to all the stupid people. |
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IN-196. |
Man : Your place
or mine?
Woman : Both. You are going to yours and I"m going to mine.
Man : I know how to please a Woman.
Woman : Well, please leave me alone.
Man : Please whisper those 3 little words that would make
my day!
Woman : Go to hell |
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