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IN-295. |
Qualities a friend
must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt
you are my good friend |
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IN-294. |
Repeat these lines
at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque &
u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par
de de baba" |
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IN-293. |
1 day u'll B srprisd
2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. |
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IN-292. |
Nice people r like
wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz
feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in
the mirror... |
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IN-291. |
A child monkey
asks his mother, "mom, y r we so ugly??" mother replies...
" no son, don't say like tht, u should thank God, look at
this person reading this message" hahahaha :) |
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