SB-50.

Banta gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why He does this. Banta: I've been promoted as branch manager.

SB-49.

Banta news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Locals so far have found 500 Bodies and are still digging for more..

SB-48.

Banta died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a respective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Banta thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? Banta replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word

SB-47.

Banta proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'....
Banta said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR

SB-46.

Banta & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Banta says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Banta says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10