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SB-160. |
Banta: Yaaar Meri
BIWI mere Dost Ke sath bhaag gayi. MAN: Uski yaad aati hogi
na. Banta: Haa Yaar.... bahut acha Dost Tha. |
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SB-159. |
Banta visits Chinese
friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Banta
goes2 China 2 finds meaning of friend’s last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!" |
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SB-158. |
Banta to Girlfriend:
Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe
hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Banta: 1 biwi
aur 3 bacche. |
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SB-157. |
A Teacher lecturing
on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives
birth to a kid. Banta stands up - we must find & stop
her! |
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SB-156. |
Banta asks Santa
how was his exam? Santa: It was ok but i couldn’t answer
past tense of THINK. I thought thought & finally i wrote
'THUNK'. |
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