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| HF-70. |
Tum kya jano gum
kya hota hai,
Tumne gum ko kab jana hai,
Tum to gum se bekhabar ho,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Susmita D. |
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| HF-69. |
Santa dials a number.
A girl receives the call.
Santa : Who r u?
Girl : Seeta here.
Santa : Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya
mil gaya. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Ashim S. |
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| HF-68. |
Sorry recharge
khatam ho gaya. Girlfriend ko 'I luv u' bolna hai aur recharge
khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe
jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho
k jor se chilaao, "I Luv U". Kabootar mehenga pad
jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 Rs mein. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Anirban B. |
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| HF-67. |
Tu mere dil mein
aise samaayi hai, Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai, Jaise
baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Tamalika N. |
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| HF-66. |
Maine tumhare
yadon mein ro ro ke Tub bhar diya, Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Sanchari G. |
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