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HF-75. |
Kaash tere chehre
par chickenpox ke daag hote, Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare
bhee saath hote. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Susmita D. |
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HF-74. |
BUSH :- Hamare
paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare
paas kya hai? MANMOHAN SINGH :- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI
hai sabhi ko bhejdo. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Ashim S. |
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HF-73. |
Man was smoking
in a bus, conductor said, "No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?"
Man: Saale uske side main, "Always wear condom"
ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya? |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Anirban B. |
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HF-72. |
If engineers start
making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B. Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya!! |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Tamalika N. |
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HF-71. |
Ladka Bola: Kash
ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke
ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Sanchari G. |
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