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Sir : Bachcho
kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi
khaoge. Bachche : Nahi karenge sir. Sir : Kahbi ladki nahi
chhedoge. Bachche : Thik hai sir. Sir : Jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche : OK sir. Sir : Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge. Bachche
: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Susmita D. |
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| HF-79. |
Tutor 2 SANTA:
What is ur father’s name? Santa : "Beautiful Red
Underware"
Tutor: R u joking? Santa : No sir my father’s name is,
"Sundar Lal Chadha". |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Ashim S. |
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| HF-78. |
Itna khubsurat
kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni
aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai… ya bachpan
se hi kamine ho? |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Anirban B. |
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| HF-77. |
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL
ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!! |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Tamalika N. |
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| HF-76. |
Kash mere dardo
ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur
kahi karne ki jagha na mile. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Sanchari G. |
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