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| J-10. |
Nurse to patient
with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Santa
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01 - Feb - 85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident.. |
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| J-09. |
Interviewer: What
is the Recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife',
that Critical Phase of Life is called Recession. |
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| J-08. |
1 Macchar presaan
baita tha. 2sre ne pucha kya hua?
1st - yaar gajab ho rha h
Chuhedani me chuha, Sabundani me sabun
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha he |
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| J-07. |
Santa: Jaldi se
machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai
Dukandar: Sorry, mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme
bus pakdi ja sake. |
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| J-06. |
Child - Who is
this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?
Mother - Thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software
Engineer." |
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