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J-420. |
Girl to bro -
what r u going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Bro - A football
Girl - grandma doesn’t play football”
Bro - At my birthday she gave me books!.. |
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J-419. |
Preeto: Your son
is so cute & sweet. Does He resembles like his father?
Jeeto: Yes he does, but not like my husband. (';') |
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J-418. |
Doctor - ab aap
khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho
Marij - accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh
phir milenge |
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J-417. |
PATNI - Maine
Tumhe bina dekhe shadi ki Can you belive That
PATI - Aur meri himmat dekho Ki Maine Tumko dekhne Ke baad
B TumSe Shadi Ki |
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J-416. |
Teacher - If u
gv 100rs to ur frnd bt he needs only 50rs, so hw much will
he return u??
Stdnt - Nthng..
Tcher - U dnt knw maths
Stdnt - U dnt knw my frndz
Ek se badhkar ek hain kamine... |
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