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J-20. |
Boy: Janu tum
ab badal gai ho.
Girl: Why
B: Ab mai tume Kiss karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se 100 Rs gayab
The. |
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J-19. |
USA: Hamare dog
Football khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai. ;-). |
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J-18. |
Nark me bahut
se log aram se soo rahe the. .
BHAGWAAN - Ye log to nark ki garmi me bhi aram se so rahe
hai. .
YAMRAAJ - SAALE U.P. se HAI |
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J-17. |
Mulayam singh
ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole - mata g cycle
ka dhyan rkhna.
Budhiya - Me to tatti ja rahi hu tu cycle me tala laga de. |
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J-16. |
2 pandito mei
ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere
chicken mei dala Q ? |
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