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Papa: Rohan, you
could not solve this simple sum?. A 5 years child can do this.
Rohan: Papa, you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily. I couldn't
do the sum because I am 10 years old. |
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Dr. to accident
patient:
Jab car ek mahila chala rhi thi to tumhe sadak se dur chalna
chahiye tha.
Patient: Kaisi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE betha tha. |
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| J-28. |
Ek chote bachhe
ne exam sheet pr POTTY karke teacher ke hath me thama di...
Teacher - ye kya kia..?
Student - sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de... |
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| J-27. |
AADMI KI CAR SE
TAKRAKE EK TOTA BEHOSH HO GAYA. AADMI TOTE KO GHAR LE GAYA.
CAGE ME RAKHA KHANA DIYA. TOTA JAAG K BOLA: AAILA JAIL! WO
CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA |
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A boy went to
doctor with infection on his face.
After checking,
doctor said: "girl friend ko bolo lipstick ka brand badle
lakme se alergy hai. |
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