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| J-45. |
Kirayedar - Malik
rat me kamre me chuhe bahot nachate hai.
Malik - Arrey 500 rs kiraya dete ho, itne rupayo me kya SHAKIRA
ko nachau fir? |
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| J-44. |
Santa - Mujhe
pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan ke aana
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa - Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe andar
se pyar karti hai. |
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| J-43. |
Boy 2 Girl = tumhara
naam Kya h?
Girl = Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy = kamina
Girl = jhut mat bolo
Boy =Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi. |
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| J-42. |
Once a Parrot
took his pregnant wife 2 operation room 4 delivery..
After n hour doctor comes out
Parrot: kya hua?
Dr (laughingly) : Popat hua |
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| J-41. |
Master - 2 me
se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Golu - samjh me nhi aya.
Master - Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h, tumne do roti khali, tumare
pas kya bacha?
Golu - sabji.. |
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