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J-100. |
Doctor :- Tuhaadi
patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..
SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe
24 ghante hor sahi.. |
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J-99. |
Snta - Dr. mujhe
aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..
Dr - Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?
Santa - Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu... |
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J-98. |
Sonu - Tune Uss
Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu - Ha
Sonu - Daru
Monu - Ha
Sönu - To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu - Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi.. |
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J-97. |
Girl says: Na
dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,
Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap Hoga
Boy says: Khuda kary teri zuban suchi ho
Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho |
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J-96. |
Banta: What kind
of a dog is that ?
Santa: A police dog.
Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.
Santa: That's because he's in the secret service. |
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