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J-120. |
Pagal 1: maine
tuje phone karna tha, par tera mob. no. bhool gya
Pagal 2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.
Pagal 1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh?? |
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J-119. |
Delivry K Waqt
Lady - God Ladka
Man - God Ladki
God - Shut Up, Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo
Tali Bajayega |
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J-118. |
Santa's Father
brought a NEW SIM CARD..
Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father" |
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J-117. |
Yamraj hijde se
bole - lao tumhara hisab. Dunia me kya karke aaye ho?
Hijda - aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo hisab
mang rhe ho. |
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J-116. |
Teacher: kal kyu
nahi aye the?
Pappu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.
Teacher: kaha gire, kya lagi
Pappu: TAKIYA par gira ANKH (EYE) lag gaye. |
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