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J-415. |
Zarin aur Katrina
dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai kyu Socho Socho Nahi pata na
kyuki dono k naam me Rin aata hai Rin de chauka dene wali
safedi. |
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J-414. |
BOY : Sir gandhiji
ke sir per baal kyun nahi the.
TEACHER : inteligent aadmi ki nishani he
BOY: ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai |
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J-413. |
Dr: Ne 1 Pagal
Se Pocha: Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal: Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal: Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h. |
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J-412. |
The judge warned
the witness, Do you understand that you have sworn to tell
the truth? I do
Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?
Sure, said the witness. My side will win. |
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J-411. |
After An Accident,
Driver Angrily:
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.
Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No.. |
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