|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
SB-05. |
One day Santa's
girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give
me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
SB-04. |
Santa was riding
on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number
Note'. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
SB-03. |
Santa: Yaar, main
apna purse ghar bhool aya mujhe 1000 Rs chahiyen. Banta: Fiker
mat ker, dost he dost k kaam ata hai, yeh le 10 Rs rikshaw
kerwa aur purse le aa. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
SB-02. |
Santa first tIme
travelling in plane. Plane being to run on runway, Santa got
angry n said: Salio jahaaj ta agge he 4 ghante late aa te
tusi sadko-sadki pa lia. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
SB-01. |
Santa singh to
his saali: Aap ke sheher ki sab se mashhoor cheez kaun si
hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le
gaye . |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|