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SB-10. |
Gurdas Maan: Santa
ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab
se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad
mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna
hai. |
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SB-09. |
A man to Santa:
Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home
and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said:
He's not my friend. |
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SB-08. |
Santa and Banta
were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking
infront of them, Santa: Kya maal hai yaar, Banta: Yaar, maal
se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?? |
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SB-07. |
While walking in
the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's
nothing down here. |
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SB-06. |
Banta ek sadhu
se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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