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Santa walks into
a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke? Librarian,
I'm sorry, this is a library. Santa whispers, Can I have a
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| SB-29. |
Santa was drawing
money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line
said: I've seen ur password. It’s xxxx. Santa: U r wrong.
It’s 1394. |
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| SB-28. |
Santa ke bagiche
mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon
ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe
to Chatri leke dal. |
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| SB-27. |
Banta asked Santa:
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. |
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Santa dials a number.
A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya
mil gaya. |
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