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SB-25. |
Santa: Sir hun
meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory
de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi. |
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SB-24. |
Santa: Yaar mein
apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring
de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF
da tyre de de. |
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SB-23. |
Santa to Pappu:
Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se
bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu:
Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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SB-22. |
An Englishman and
Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do
u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip & do. |
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SB-21. |
Pappu was writing
his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What
are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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