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SB-60. |
Bantaji standing
below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor
advised him "Today’s dinner should be light". |
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SB-59. |
Banta: I haven’t
slept all night in the train. Santa: Y? Banta: Got upper berth.
Santa: Y didn’t U Xchnged? Banta: oye, there was nobody
2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. |
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SB-58. |
Banta: Yeh chaaku
kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye. Banta: To
phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na
ho jaaye. |
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SB-57. |
Bantaji was standing
in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked
what you are doing. He said - im seeing how I look while sleeping. |
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SB-56. |
Banta wins 20 cr
from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting
tax. Angry Banta: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20
Rs back. |
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