SB-65.

Banta beer pi raha tha. Achanak ek ladki bina kapdo me uske samne akar bethi aur beer order ki. Banta ko ghurte dekh boli kabhi ladki nahii dekhi? DEKKHI G. To kya bina kapdo me nahii dekhi? Na G voh bhi DEKKHI. To phir kya dekh rahe ho? G mey soch raha tha ki app bill ke paise kaha se nikalogi?

SB-64.

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Banta was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

SB-63.

Ek raat light jane ke baad, Santa to Banta: Jaldi se fan chalao..
Banta said: Kar di na Sardaro walli baath, fan on karoge toh candle nahi bhuj jayegi!!!

SB-62.

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

SB-61.

Banta proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* bare feet!"