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SB-85. |
Q: Have you ever
read Shakespeare? A: Santa - No, who wrote it? |
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SB-84. |
Once a Sardar was
walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the
man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on
the other hand it would be hot. |
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SB-83. |
Q: What is the
most puzzling thing for a sardar???
Ans: When his wife delivers twins & he can't find the
father of the other child!!! |
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SB-82. |
One Banta's professor
asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... |
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SB-81. |
Once Santa Singh
was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted,
'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!' Santa replied, Poori cycle
to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon? |
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