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SB-90. |
Our Banta is walking
down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole
cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse
me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover
and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says, "Well,
I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can
let you go under there and find out. He thinks for a moment,
then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay."
The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole,
and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping
up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"... |
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SB-89. |
Napoleon: There
is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. Santa: To
dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi. |
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SB-88. |
Postman - I Have
To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet. Banta: why did U
come so far. Instead U could have posted it. |
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SB-87. |
On a romantic date
Banta’s girl friend asks him, darling on our engagement
will u give me a ring? He said ya sure whats your phone number |
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SB-86. |
Please cn u giv
me 2000 Rs..
i wil return it day aft tomorrow
I need it.
Help me out.
I knw u hav,
plz.. plz..
Sardar talks 2 ATM machine |
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