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SB-105. |
Santa: Doctor,
ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation
hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. |
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SB-104. |
Santa: Itne kam
marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine
us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. |
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SB-103. |
Santa was busy
removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you
removing a wheel from your auto. Santa: Cant you read the
board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. |
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SB-102. |
Santa: Doc saab,
mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi
bhi koi zindagi hai. |
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SB-101. |
Santa: Agar tumhe
kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi
to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta
hai |
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