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SB-100. |
Santa asks: Who
r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai |
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SB-99. |
Santa got into
a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. |
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SB-98. |
Santa joined NASA.
After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA |
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SB-97. |
Santa apni girl
friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya
kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. |
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SB-96. |
Santa n Banta r
hiding from d police in a bldg. Suddenly d police arrives...
Santa says 2 Banta "chalo kood jao police aa rahi hai"
Banta says "but we r on d 13th floor!!!" Santa replies
"Abe shagun apshagun sochne ka waqt nahi hai... bas kood
jao!" |
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