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Santa ne omlet
banane ke liye anda toda dekha to anda ekdam khali tha. Santa
bola 'Iski ma ki.... Aajkal murge bhi condom pehanne lage
hain!' |
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| SB-119. |
Sardars Banta Singh
and Santa Singh are in a railway station. Santa Singh asks
the clerk: Can I take this train to Ludhiana?. No, answers
the Railway man. Can I? asks Banta Singh. |
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| SB-118. |
SLAM BOOK filled
by Santa. 1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto. 2.Weakness: Banta's
wife, Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:
When I am on tour. |
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| SB-117. |
Banta: Doctor help
me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti
hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Banta: Phone
karte waqt. |
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Santa is buying
a TV. Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please. |
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