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Tourist: Whose
skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that
smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton
when he was child. |
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| SB-124. |
The doctor told
Banta that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Banta called
the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. What's the problem? asked the doctor. I'm 2400 kms
from home. |
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| SB-123. |
Teacher: Can you
tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..! |
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| SB-122. |
Teacher: "I
killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Banta: The future tense is "U will go to jail" |
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Banta gave Santa
a gun on d wedding night & said "fire in air if wife
is virgin, shoot her if not". Banta fired in air 1st
night & shot her on d 2nd !! |
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