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J-55. |
Santa to Bill
Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS da karde
ho ji.? |
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J-54. |
Snta - Ladki ko
prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Bnta - Mandir
S - Mandir kyu?
B - Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.. |
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J-53. |
Tony: Boss Maine
Galati Nhi Kiya.
Fir B Aap Muje Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot, Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato, Baad Me Galti karo.. |
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J-52. |
Sharabi: Doctor,
Aap meri sharaab chhudva sakte ho. Kya?
Doctor: Haa kyoun nahi.
Sharabi: To police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai plz chudva
do.. (-; |
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J-51. |
Santa ne English
Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng
Sentence Bolo
Snta: Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death... |
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