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J-60. |
Dad - exam kaisa
hua?
Son - Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
Dad - Q. no 2 ?
Son - bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-; |
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J-59. |
Snta Mehmaan Se
- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan - Dono Le Aao..
Snta - Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se
Pani Le Aao.. |
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J-58. |
Car me baithi
1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
Aasirvaad dene ko kaha!
Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi? |
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J-57. |
Pati: Ab Jhagda
Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu
Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu.. |
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J-56. |
Ek Beggar nE Darwazay
Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Pocha Kon?
Faqeer: ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. . |
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