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J-70. |
Santa asks Dr
- kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?
Dr - yes, isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa - chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai...?..? |
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J-69. |
Boy - Mujhe Acchi
Ladki Dila Do..!
GOD - Tu Muslim He To KATRINA..
Hindu He To BIPASHA..
Christain He To GENELIYA..
Bol...Tera Naam?
Boy - Abdul Rambhau Disouza! |
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J-68. |
MOLU: Ghar me
aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
GOLU: Mujhe kya
MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere ghar me lagi hai
GOLU: Fir tujhe kya |
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J-67. |
Boy prpozes to
girl -
Ye Raat, Ye subah, Ye Hawa, Ye Chand, Ye Ghatayen, Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...
Girl - Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho, Ya Envirnment science padha
rahe ho... |
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J-66. |
Gurdware waleyaan
ne eh elaan kita hai k gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500
de note nahi chadaye jange
kyonKi GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai. |
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