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J-65. |
Girl : mujhe kyoun
dekh rahe ho? tumari koi behan nahi he kya
Boy : hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
Girl : koun?
Boy : meri behan ko bhabi cahiye.......... |
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J-64. |
Punjabi shaadi
ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator
ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge! |
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J-63. |
Ramu - Inn aalu
k parantho mein aalu nazar nahin aa rahe hai
Shyamu - Yaar naam par mat ja...
Kashmiri pulav mei kabhi kashmir nazar aata hai kya.? |
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J-62. |
Santa: Y do u
prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta: Prepaid me bahut fayda hai, isme call k baad bill badhne
ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-) |
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J-61. |
Ek Andha Police
Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye." |
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