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| J-80. |
Daughter - i'm
in love with neighbour, so i'm running away with him..
Dad - thank's dear, u save my money & time.
Daughter - dad! i'm reading this letter left by mom. |
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| J-79. |
Teacher - Bhalu
can you spell the word blind bird?
Bhalu - "b-l-n-d-b-r-d!"
Teacher - where are the two I's?
Bhalu - Sir! blind bird does not have eyes sir! |
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| J-78. |
Teacher ne 1 chote
bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu......... |
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| J-77. |
Shadi me Santa
bahot der tak kha Rha ta
Bnta - kab tak khaoge
Snta - Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM. |
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| J-76. |
Saas: beti ab
tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai. |
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