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J-85. |
Girl : Plz Send
Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies..
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha |
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J-84. |
Larki: Main Kal
Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum? |
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J-83. |
GIRL : Suna he
is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GOLU: Pata nahi Main to 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha
MORAL :
GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi |
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J-82. |
3rd Patni - Aapki
1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati - Zeher Khane Se
Patni - Aur 2nd
Pati - Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni - Q?
Pati - Q Ki, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi. |
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J-81. |
Santa ne pathan
ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,
Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu……. |
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