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Santa: Yaar tum
ne apni biwi ko talaq kyoon di. Banta: Yaar wo bari characterless
thi shaadi Mujhse ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
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Jeeto: If I die
what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa:
Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man. |
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Santa (reading
from book of facts): Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies? Banta: Why don't you use a mouth wash? |
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| SB-12. |
An astronomer was
watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing
him, suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted:
Kya nishana lagaya hai! |
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| SB-11. |
Q: Why did Santa
take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they
advertised: 'Free Delivery'. |
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