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Santa took out
his wallet, in the bus, his photo fell out of his wallet.
He goes 2 a lady. 'Madam ji, sari upaar karoge, photo lena
hai, and all the other men in the bus beated him...... |
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| SB-19. |
Banta: How did
u got a new car? Santa: A girl drove me to a beach, took her
cloth & and said: Take what do u want & i took car.
Banta: Good yaar, kapde ki karne si. |
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| SB-18. |
Santa went out
to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess
what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. |
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| SB-17. |
Santa: I’m
a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s
he studying? Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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| SB-16. |
Frog: Tumhare paas
dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide
karne waali kya baat thi? |
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