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| SB-95. |
Santa and Banta
were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa: What would you do if the
bomb explodes while fixing. Banta: Dont worry, I have a one
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| SB-94. |
Banta joins army,
given AK 47. He is puzzled. Asks Major, Sir, yeh bandook ki
nalli samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida
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| SB-93. |
Santa apni khoobsurat
Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
car mein chalaoonga! |
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| SB-92. |
Santa singh nadhi
ke kenare ghum reha tha. woo soch reha tha ki kya who pagal
hi. wha usne ek madak dekahi diya, osne madak se pucha kya
mai pagal hu. madik uskie bathien sunkar pani main kud gaya,
too santa bola "e le esmie suside karne ke kya bathien
hi. |
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| SB-91. |
Sadhu: Bachcha
teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain
to is mein harz hi kya hai? |
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